U.S. Bureau of Chronological Affairs Wall Clock
Finally, a clock that understands you.
This acrylic wall clock proudly represents the U.S. Bureau of Chronological Affairs, where time is tracked, noted… and occasionally ignored. Featuring the boldly official-looking (and highly questionable) seal reading “Bureau of Running Late Anyway,” it brings just the right amount of authority to your ongoing relationship with being five minutes behind.
The deep navy, star-speckled background gives it that “important government object” energy, while the crisp faux seal makes it feel like it should be hanging in an office somewhere that definitely missed a meeting.
Minimalist black hands keep things technically accurate, even if your schedule does not.
Perfect for kitchens, offices, dorms, or anywhere deadlines are more of a suggestion than a lifestyle.
Because yes, it’s a clock.
But also… it gets you.
Product Features
- Durable high-strength acrylic with a glossy, light-catching finish
- Sharp, vibrant print that makes the faux seal pop
- Minimal black hands for clean, easy readability
- Built-in keyhole slot for quick and simple wall mounting
- Lightweight design for easy repositioning
- Runs on one AA battery (not included)
Size Options
| Size | Width (in) | Height (in) | Thickness (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| Small (Round/Square) | 8.00 | 8.00 | 0.19 |
| Large (Round/Square) | 10.75 | 10.75 | 0.19 |
Care Instructions
- Wipe clean with a soft, damp cloth
- No need to adjust your habits, just the hands
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